Thank you Mlando, you right my friend's correspondent is from Zimbabwe and I'm trying to translate that to my sister in law who doesn't know how to read at all. It's really funny how one thing can have different meaning.

What abou the following:

hey wena ntombazane, usancishana namanje? Usenawonje umsindo mona
lomlungu wakho wakuqeda nya?
Ufuna ukungincishanje wena i dont know why ungafuni ukuza lana.


Hhayi-bo ubani owathi ngishade nomlungu? umnyama bo umlisa wakhona, angisacishani sengaba kind and generous uzoyithola mnumzane.. Please zama ukugijima uchiphise angifuni ubanjwe i heart attack phezu kwami.